Saturday December 31, 2005
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei — Part III: Return to the Tub of Happiness


Narrator: Aboard our heroes' still-unnamed new ride.
Captain Tagon: Heh. Kevyn, check out these pictures Lieutenant Commander Der Trihs just sent me.
Captain Tagon: He looks so grumpy in those tropical prints. He must be glad the vacation's almost over.
Kevyn: Captain, that's a letter of resignation.
Captain Tagon: What? I didn't read the. . . Hey! You're right!
Kevyn: And this is why we try not to include pictures in our written reports.