Wednesday April 12, 2006
Serge:Why the 'piece,' Lieutenant? Don't you trust us?
Elf:It's not that I don't trust you.
Elf:Every morning I wake up and remind myself that I might have to kill somebody today.
Elf:I trust lots of people, but they all know that we have to be prepared to defend ourselves.
Elf:Mostly, though, I figured you would want your team of fashion experts to see a real weapon.
Serge:Oh-ho! You want to be able to accessorize!
Elf:Without my accessories, I might as well be naked.