Saturday April 15, 2006
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei
Part V: Glamour Assault

Transcript

Serge:We're going to grow you a full seventy-five centimeters of luxurious hair, right on your own head.
Serge:You've heard of the 'Rapunzel' brand of follicle accelerant, of course?
Elf:Isn't that the one that can cause acne and eczema, and can kill your pets if you spill it?
Serge:Don't forget the diarrhea!
Thurl:I need to see about installing that soundbite as a doorchime in the mess hall.