Well, Lieutenant Foxworthy... It's almost time. Are you ready to see your hair?
I am. I'm excited, Serge.
The audience is excited too. You've got fans ringing the phones off the hook already.
So let's all have a look at your hair!
Ummm... That's the ponytail you cut off.
I know. I'm such a kidder! It'll take us a few minutes to get you and your new hair ready for display.
HTRN viewers, press "one" now to vote Serge off the planet.