Friday April 14, 2006
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei
Part V: Glamour Assault

Transcript

Elf:I don't think there's much you can do with my hair as short as it is. Unless you want to shave my head and give me a wig.
Serge:My dear Lieutenant, you've amazed us with your martial prowess, and the gadgetry of your trade.
Serge:Now let us amaze you... with fashion tools only available to the flakymost layer of society's upper crust.
Kevyn:Did he just say "flakymost?"
Ennesby:Death is too good for this one.