Wednesday March 12, 2008
Note: Sergeant Schlock is under arrest for misdemeanor charges of distributing controlled substances without a permit. Had he been spraying perfume instead of belching narcotics it would have been a felony.
Book 10: The Longshoreman of the Apocalypse
Prologue: Drydock

Transcript

MP:Is this your pet xeno?
Pibald:No, it's Sergeant Schlock.
MP:So it is a Sergeant. You're a Lieutenant in the same company, right?
Pibald:I. . . Um. . . Yeah?
MP:That'll do. It's under house arrest, and you're in charge.
Schlock:So. . . what do you do for fun around here?
Pibald:Well. . . my jar is portable. We could plan a jail-break.