Monday March 24, 2008
Book 10: The Longshoreman of the Apocalypse
Prologue: Drydock


Narrator:Questioning the recruiter. . .
Aardman:So. . . what are the benefits like?
Thurl:Quarters and meals, full medical. . . the usual.
Aardman:Do you cover elective cosmetic surgery?
Thurl:Just reconstruction for injuries suffered in the line of duty.
Aardman:What if I accidentally get shot in the nose?
Thurl:If you snore through that thing, I'm sure some friendly fire could be arranged.