Friday March 14, 2008
Book 10: The Longshoreman of the Apocalypse
Prologue: Drydock


Pibald:We've got to get out of here. I don't want to get worked on by the same Doctor who almost got me killed last time.
Schlock:Oh, that's easy to fix. Massey told me the two magic words.
Pibald:"Second opinion?
Schlock:"Malpractice suit."
P.A. Announcer:CODE RED! Liability in Room 403!
Pibald:Great. Now I get no Doctor.