Thursday March 13, 2008
Schlock:How'd you end up in the jar, Pi?
Pibald:The Doctor who put me back together last time screwed up my eyes.
Pibald:Also, I think he gave me dyslexia. I can't remember which side of the actuator the red button is supposed to be on.
Pibald:So now I'm red-green colorblind, and the detonator buttons are reversed. This has to be some sort of super-secret, ultra-black-op assassination attempt.
Schlock:If it makes you feel any better, at least you're still paranoid.
Pibald:Paranoia may be comfortable, but it's not exactly a security blanket.