Friday, April 5, 2002

Transcript for Friday, April 5, 2002
Massey: I hear you're planning on changing your marital status, Reverend. I'd love to offer my services in the matter.

Mostly it amounts to paperwork, but I can ensure that your marriage is recognized throughout the various jurisdictions of human space, granting you all the tax credits, immunities, and other legal benefits associated with the institution.
Reverend: Actually, Massey, it's more important to us that we're married in the eyes of God. We'll be keeping it simple, and we'd rather not sully the occasion by bringing a bunch of lawyers into it.
Reverend: Err. . . I don't think that came out right.
Bunni: Can I help you out of your shoes so that you can get the foot the rest of the way in, dearest?



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