Transcript for Monday, April 15, 2002
Narrator: The comprehensibility inverse-square law basically states that from a distance, things are harder to make sense of.
Narrator: That twinkling light where no star used to be resolves into a fiery variegated marble.
Narrator: . . .Which in turn resolves into a fiery, variegated sphere. . .
Narrator: What the heck. Let's zoom all the way in.
F'sherl Civilian: Aaaaiiiieeee! We're all going to die!!!
Narrator: Oh yeah. . .
Now it makes sense. . .
Narrator: Admiral Breya Andreyasn: Entrepreneur, Mercenary, Outcast, Fleet Admiral. . .
Narrator: She's been busy over the last few weeks.
Narrator: She's turned a hold full of frozen freedom fighters into the '
First Alliance Navy,' found and destroyed a
Gatekeeper Buuthandi with a fleet of several hundred capital ships, and now leads a frantic attempt to
liberate its prisoners and
plunder its technology.
Narrator: Admiral, we'd all love to know just how you pulled this off.
Breya: I tell you what. If I fail to make it big in this endeavor, maybe I'll try to cash in on the self-help circuit.