Jaksmouth: It took a while, but that want-ad lure is done.
SFX: Read read read
Breya: This ad is perfect. It plays to captain tagon's ego, hints at adventure, and suits his tiny complement of violent, sociopathic, low-brow misfits to a tee. There's an air of mystery to it, and an undercurrent of what I expect to be pretty irresistible adventurousness. He'll bid. I know he will.
TRBoE:
Tagon: Wow. It looks like fun, but it's too small to bid on. We'd never make our new and enlarged payroll on that gig.
Thurl: I've never seen anyone say 'secret mission' in a want ad before.