Transcript for Sunday, April 21, 2002
Narrator: Aboard the U.N.S. Destroyer '
Athens,' Admiral Breya embarks on the third phase of her liberation fleet's assault on the Gatekeeper Dyson sphere.
Haban II: Breya, your uniform is ready.
Breya: Uniform?! What's wrong with what I'm wearing?
Haban II: Nothing, really. But this uniform is a suit of low-profile armor, and allows us to conceal much more weaponry about your person.
Breya: So you trust this Vice-Lord Grak't'b'd'fwee as much as I do?
Haban II: When accepting a surrender in the field, it pays to dress for treachery.
Narrator: A bit later. . .
Grak't'b'd'fwee: Your attack was unprovoked and vicious, Admiral. The Galactic Community will not stand for this!
Breya: Vice-Lord, I'd like to take a moment to remind you that you're here to surrender, not posture.
Grak't'b'd'fwee: What are the terms of this surrender, Admiral?
Breya: It's unconditional. Now let's get on with it. More signing, less whining.
Breya: And could you please take a moment to switch the font you're speaking in? The narrator tells me that readers are complaining.
Grak't'b'd'fwee: Fine. Is this easier on your weak, human eyes?
Narrator: Oooh, insulting the readers. . . You're not going to last long around here, I'll wager.
Breya: Thank you, Vice-Lord. Now, on to business. We are here to liberate illegally taken prisoners, and examine illegal technology. Any attempt to hamper our efforts will be severely punished.
Grak't'b'd'fwee: We have no prisoners here,
Admiral. You're wasting your time.
SFX: BLAM
Breya: By all means, let us stop wasting time.
SFX: Twitch
F'sherl diplomat: Oh,
those prisoners.
Narrator: There may be a treaty violation in here somewhere, but I'm not going to go looking for it.