Elf: You. . . you drugged me?!?
Captain Tagon: I'm trying to help you.
Captain Tagon: Lieutenant Foxworthy, you're one of the finest soldiers in this company. So listen closely, soldier. I'm trying to help you because I care about you.
Captain Tagon: Don't go all moist-eyed on me. I'm talking about the kind of "care" where you decide to bust your Grandpa out of a nursing home. . .
Captain Tagon: . . .Or, as the case may be, the kind where you put a soldier on mandatory medical leave. As of right now.
Elf: More relaxants would be nice.