Narrator: The Frigate Pretty Dinky is 80 meters long, and sports an oversized 40-meter annie plant and a comically oversized plasma lance.
Narrator: The freighter bearing down on it is 2200 meters long, and has fifty 10-meter annie plants, and six rapid-fire rock slingers.
Narrator: To survive the engagement, all the Frigate needs to do is move out of the way.
Narrator: Any minute now. . .