Serge: Well, Lieutenant Foxworthy... It's almost time. Are you ready to see your hair?
Elf: I am. I'm excited, Serge.
Serge: The audience is excited too. You've got fans ringing the phones off the hook already.
Serge: So let's all have a look at your hair!
Elf: Ummm... That's the ponytail you cut off.
Serge: I know. I'm such a kidder! It'll take us a few minutes to get you and your new hair ready for display.
Narrator: HTRN viewers, press "one" now to vote Serge off the planet.