Serge: So... How do those clothes feel, Lieutenant?
Elf: Comfy. A little bulky, but nice.
Serge: They're also bulletproof! Yes, we've made your new uniform from Shure-Weave armored fabric!
Serge: It's the same level of protection worn by the most paranoid of upper-crusties. It'll stop just about anything short of an artillery round.
Elf: Oh. My old uniform will stop an artillery round.
Elf: How do I get the helmet to deploy?
HTRN Tech: And we're out for a commercial.