Legs: Heya Sarge. Ooh, you don't look so good.
Schlock: Ate too much.
Schlock: PX guy wanted proof I needed all that food. Went on a binge then an' there.
Legs: That's never made you sick before. How much did you eat?
Schlock: Four bottles.
Legs: That's not very
Schlock: . . . of concentrated solvent.
Legs: Perhaps you need to be a little more discriminating when you binge.