Pibald: We've got to get out of here. I don't want to get worked on by the same Doctor who almost got me killed last time.
Schlock: Oh, that's easy to fix. Massey told me the two magic words.
Pibald: "Second opinion?
Schlock: "Malpractice suit."
P.A. Announcer: CODE RED! Liability in Room 403!
Pibald: Great. Now I get no Doctor.