Friday December 15, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Bureaucracy Bountiful


Tagon: Corporal, take a detail to the front desk and collect a stack of licensing forms.
Schlock: Yes, sir! If anyone gets in our way, we'll blast 'em into orbit.
Tagon: No you won't. There is no "enemy" here, Schlock. These people are going to be our customers.
Schlock: Customers, sir?
Tagon: Customers... You know, trusting, needy types you take money from.
Schlock: I can't wait to start, sir.
Tagon: Maybe I'd better reprhase that...