Monday December 18, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Bureaucracy Bountiful


Narrator: It's an old joke: "How do you stop an elephant from charging?"
Narrator: There are at least three answers, based on what is meant by "charging": 1) Take away his credit card. 2) Plea bargain. 3) Disconnect his fusion cell.
Narrator: There is a fourth answer, if you happen to be wearing power armor in a low-gravity environment:
Narrator: Judo.
Luna Loxodont: