Wednesday December 20, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Bureaucracy Bountiful


Nick: Had enough?
Luna Loxodont: Puny, cowardly human! Hiding inside your little metal shell.
Nick: Oh yeah?
Luna Loxodont: Yeah.
Nick: Tell you what... I'll take my armor off, and then kick your butt some more.
Luna Loxodont: You are not the cleverest human I've met.
Nick: What's that supposed to mean?
Luna Loxodont: Oh, nothing. I'll wait here while you undress.