Saturday December 30, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Bureaucracy Bountiful


Massey: Hello, Corporal. My name's Massey Reynstien. I'm the public defender.
Massey: It looks like they'll charge you with disorderly conduct. How would you like to plead?
Nick: I was just trying to be helpful.
Massey: That's not one of the choices. How do you feel about "nolo contendere?"
Nick: Pretty good. Does it come with Alfredo sauce?