Saturday December 16, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Bureaucracy Bountiful


Schlock: Hi, I need a stack of licensing forms.
Luna Bureaucrat 2: I'm with a customer.
Sign: Please Present Two forms of picture IDBirth certificateGene-scan
Schlock: So you yourself are NOT a customer?
Luna Bureaucrat 2: Of course not. I work here.
Sign: Please present Previous license, sample, Bribes or ge?? coupons
Schlock: That simplifies things a LOT. See, I'm not allowed to hurt customers.
Luna Bureaucrat 2: Are you threatening me?
Schlock: No. I'm just trying to get my 'random act of violence' fix for the day.
Luna Bureaucrat 2: Could I get a stack of licensing forms for you instead?
Sign: You want it wh??