Wednesday December 31, 2003
Book 4: The Blackness Between — Part IV: A Little First Contact


Schlock: You kicked me. Why am I supposed to be apologizing?
Elf: You were being insensitive. You put your foot in your mouth.
Schlock: I don't have feet. And I think what ended up in my mouth was actually your...
Elf: Fine. As big as your mouth is, my new boots are bigger.