Saturday July 10, 2004
Book 5: The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance — Part III: Handle With Care


Schlock: Awright, put the kitten down. I need your mechanical skills.
Schlock: Tomorrow at 0600 we're crossing 25km of snowfield, and I don't want bits o' me freezin' off.
Pronto: Ugh, no. You don't.
Pronto: Scrap shop's got some heat coils, an' I can strip down a lasgun for power... But we really need to keep your, um... Contact patch off of the ice.
Narrator: 0615 The next day...
Schlock: Yee-hah! MUSH!
Elf: Pronto, just because you can build something doesn't mean you should.