Thursday July 22, 2004
Book 5: The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance — Part III: Handle With Care


TAGON: The bonus schedule in our contract is pretty clear, Elf. We're to capture slavers if possible, and destroy the slave compound.

TAGON: I know, I know… Pronto wants to break out his demo gear, but it's cheaper for us to just use energy weapons to slag the place.

TAGON: Now, since we're going to be slagging it anyway

ELF: Awright! Rule number one!

"Pillage, then burn!"

SCHLOCK: Tear in, boys! And remember, shiny stuff first!

LEGS: Ooh! Shiny thing? Where!?!