Ovalkwiki - The Official Schlock Mercenary Encyclopedia
Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
One Cobble at a Time - the official site for Sandra Tayler's writings
TAGON: The bonus schedule in our contract is pretty clear, Elf. We're to capture slavers if possible, and destroy the slave compound.
TAGON: I know, I know… Pronto wants to break out his demo gear, but it's cheaper for us to just use energy weapons to slag the place.
TAGON: Now, since we're going to be slagging it anyway…
ELF: Awright! Rule number one!
"Pillage, then burn!"
SCHLOCK: Tear in, boys! And remember, shiny stuff first!
LEGS: Ooh! Shiny thing? Where!?!
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