Friday July 30, 2004
Book 5: The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance — Part III: Handle With Care


Schlock: Sir, cancel the leave, and keep everybody on the ship. We need to get out of here.
Tagon: What did you do Sergeant?
Schlock: Legs got lucky while we were looting. She drained their accounts into her own.
Schlock: If the Kreely Minister finds out, he might get kinda mad and want a refund.
Tagon: When exactly were you planning on telling me about this plunder of yours, Sergeant?
Schlock: It was a toss-up between 'never' and 'before it's too late.'