Thursday May 12, 2005
Book 6: Resident Mad Scientist — Part V: Instant Replay


NARRATOR: Elsewhere in the Phica fortress, a scene we've seen before.

ELF: This 'Phica' guy is paranoid even at home.  He's surrounded by guards.

TAGON: All of whom have little training, light shell-armor, and propellant weapons.

ELF: Okay, so he's surrounded by a moving layer of ablative meat.

SCHLOCK: Cut it out.  You're makin' me hungry.

CHAMBERLAIN: Tem Phica is on his way.

NARRATOR: Hopefully History will stop repeating itself before Charlie dances the Foxtrot.

PRANGER: Relax, Commander.  I know exactly what the worst thing is that could happen.

KEVYN: Since you're the one doing the happening in that scenario, I'm having a hard time relaxing.