Tuesday May 17, 2005
Book 6: Resident Mad Scientist — Part V: Instant Replay


BANGER SGT: You know, you can learn a lot about an organism by examining its stool.

BANGER CPL: Okay, Sarge.  What do we learn from the pile the human commander left in his bag.?

BANGER SGT: I think you may have misunderstood me, Corporal.

BANGER SGT: You can learn a lot by examining the stool.

BANGER CPL: Hey, I opted out of the continuing education voucher this year.