Tuesday September 13, 2005
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei — Part I: Big Schlock, Little Schlock, What Begins With Schlock?


Ambassador Breya: I'll need am embassy, the Athens is pretty much "foreign soil" at the moment.
General Ibrahim: We're sending one out to you.
General Ibrahim: It's a de-commissioned, lobotomized Battleship. There will be plenty of room for entertaining, and for quartering your garrison.
Ambassador Breya: I get a garrison? You just revoked my commission not two minutes ago.
General Ibrahim: Oh, that reminds me. . . Plesae congratulate Colonel Kerchak on his promotion. You need to stay on that ape's good side.
Ambassador Breya: I've been all the way around him, and I'm not sure he has a "good" side.