Friday May 12, 2006
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei — Part V: Glamour Assault


Narrator: We now return you to Studio Six. . .
Ebbirnoth: Step aside, Elf. It's my turn.
Ebbirnoth: Ladies and gentlemen, give me your attention. We are going to play a little game.
Ebbirnoth: I call it "How many people do I need to shoot before the audience runs from the room?"
Elf: Can I play? This sounds like fun.
Ebbirnoth: Right now the counter is on "zero." In ten seconds I'll be advancing it to "one."