Sunday April 30, 2006
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei — Part V: Glamour Assault


Narrator: HTRN's Glamor Assault, currently broadcasting live from Studio Six in the HTRN building. . .
Serge: Ladies and gentlemen, she's not just beautiful, she's not just well-dressed. . . She is a modern goddess!
Rent-A-Cop 1: She's also under arrest.
Serge: Wait. . . guys, no. You're too early. Wait 'till the next segment.
Rent-A-Cop 1: Listen, Serge. . . That hot little number is a walking, talking weapon.
Rent-A-Cop 2: And flying. Don't forget the flying part.
Rent-A-Cop 1: Right. A walking, talking, flying weapon.
Rent-A-Cop 2: And she's unregistered. We need to get her off the streets, and then we need to find out who did this to her.
Elf: Serge? What's going on over there?
Rent-A-Cop 1: Miss Foxworthy, come down and put your hands on your head. You're under arrest.
Ennesby: Uh-oh. Those look like real police.
Tagon: Uh-oh. Elf is smiling at them.