Sunday October 7, 2007
Book 9: The Body Politic — Part III: Schlocktober Fest 2007


Narrator: The lovers sit entwined, yet chaste. Awaiting sleeps' return. But passions rise with awkward haste and lust begins to burn.
Doctor Bunnigus: Mmmm. You're wearing too much clothing.
Reverend Theo: I think we both are. It's an easy problem to solve.
SFX: Snap. Snap. Button. GURGLE. Unfasten.
Xinchub Clone: GURGLE.
Doctor Bunnigus: What are you wearing that goes "gurgle?"
Reverend Theo: I thought that was you.
Reverend Theo: My sword. . . Where's my sword?
Doctor Bunnigus: It's. . . It's in
Reverend Theo: His hand? Is that what you were going to say? Because I got that.