Thursday November 6, 2008
Book 10: The Longshoreman of the Apocalypse — Part IV: Fuller's Soap


Schlock: I'm almost there. I'll try to save something for the rest of you to do.
Elf: Sergeant, if you can't control your speed, how are you planning to round the corner and take the bay door?
Schlock: I'm going to control my speed by going through the bulkhead.
Elf: Funny. That makes it sound like you won't be saving anything for the rest of us.