Wednesday November 12, 2008
Book 10: The Longshoreman of the Apocalypse — Part IV: Fuller's Soap


Captain Tagon: Elf I told you to secure that perimeter!
Elf: We did, sir.
Captain Tagon: Then why is Sergeant Schlock, half of the rest of your force, along with your gear and current positions on live TV right now?
Elf: Wait. . . It's live?
Elf: And you're cutting to a commercial in three. . . Two. . .