Saturday May 23, 2009
Book 11: Massively Parallel — Part II: Barsoom Circus Command


Schlock: Oh, and you know how you told me that the stupid amorph stuff I do would amaze humans?
Schlock: Well, around here everybody watches the Schlock Mercenary TV show, and this season Sergeant Schlock learned to change color and disguise himself as a human.

Amorphs can't do that!

Schlock: The TV-me is putting me-me out of a job.
'Chelle: What about flying around on your plasma cannons?
Schlock: Maybe we can kill another TV network. Is there still money in that?