Ovalkwiki - The Official Schlock Mercenary Encyclopedia
Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
One Cobble at a Time - the official site for Sandra Tayler's writings
MANAGER: You there, amorph. Did you just tell a woman that you could find her lost child because they were both stinky?
SCHLOCK: The word I used was bouquet.
MANAGER: Can you really do that? Is your sense of smell that good?
SCHLOCK: You eat lots of whole grains, legumes, and fish, you clean your suit with tetrachloroethylene, and you use Kilted Warchief aftershave.
MANAGER: Report to security. We'd like to offer you a new job.
SCHLOCK: The aftershave is probably hiding the smells of two different women from each other, but not from me.
MANAGER: With a pay raise for being discreet.
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