Ovalkwiki - The Official Schlock Mercenary Encyclopedia
Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
One Cobble at a Time - the official site for Sandra Tayler's writings
NARRATOR: Barsoom Circus security office...
ZYSK: I heard about what you did with your nose. Nice. I want you on my security team for sure.
SCHLOCK: I don't actually have a nose, but okay. What do you want me smelling after?
ZYSK: Explosives. Last month, somebody stole one of our clown-cannons, loaded it with Boomex, and killed one of the new guys.
ZYSK: Also, could you sniff around the concessions? I think some of the mystery meat-sticks have gone from "mysteriously delicious" to "malicious."
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