Ovalkwiki - The Official Schlock Mercenary Encyclopedia
Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
One Cobble at a Time - the official site for Sandra Tayler's writings
HUGHIE'S MOTHER: You, there! Do you work here?
SCHLOCK: Cheerfully, Ma'am.
HUGHIE'S MOTHER: I've lost my little boy! He was right next to me a minute ago. He's--
SCHLOCK: *interrupting* Don't describe him. If he lives with you, eats with you, and sprang from your loins, then he smells like you.
HUGHIE'S MOTHER: You can smell me?
SCHLOCK: From here. No, no, don't come any closer. I've got all I need.
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