Ovalkwiki - The Official Schlock Mercenary Encyclopedia
Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
One Cobble at a Time - the official site for Sandra Tayler's writings
CAPTAIN TAGON: Whoa, Mister Aliss... Relax. You look like you're about to have a panic attack.
MISTER ALISS: Attacks are panic! Aggression is terror! You are cornered by my trying, so now frightful violence will erupt from your mights!
CAPTAIN TAGON: So... you think that because you scolded me I'm going to hurt you?
You're our employer, Mister Aliss. We're here to protect you and your business. You pay us so that you don't get hurt.
MISTER ALISS: Will the having of more money don't the hurting?
CAPTAIN TAGON: Extortion sometimes has grammar issues, but... wow.
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