Monday March 1, 2010
Book 11: Massively Parallel — Part IV: Mallcop Command


CAPTAIN TAGON: Whoa, Mister Aliss...  Relax.  You look like you're about to have a panic attack.

MISTER ALISS: Attacks are panic!  Aggression is terror!  You are cornered by my trying, so now frightful violence will erupt from your mights!

CAPTAIN TAGON: So... you think that because you scolded me I'm going to hurt you?

You're our employer, Mister Aliss.  We're here to protect you and your business.  You pay us so that you don't get hurt.

MISTER ALISS: Will the having of more money don't the hurting?

CAPTAIN TAGON: Extortion sometimes has grammar issues, but... wow.