Ovalkwiki - The Official Schlock Mercenary Encyclopedia
Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
One Cobble at a Time - the official site for Sandra Tayler's writings
NARRATOR: It has been ninety-three hours since Tagon's cutlery dance...
BUNNINGUS: Captain, how do you feel?
NARRATOR: It will be another five hundred and sixty-five hours before Kerchak gets pants-money.
CAPTAIN TAGON: Really good. Having a little trouble focusing, though.
BUNNIGUS: That's normal. Give yourself a moment.
CAPTAIN TAGON: Okay, but I'm not usually this... patient.
BUNNIGUS: Not usually, no.
BUNNIGUS: You've been out for four days. I took the liberty of replacing both eyes when I realized that the new one was going to be significantly better than the old one.
CAPTAIN TAGON: Four days?
BUNNIGUS: Don't worry. They've been busy yet boring days. Shodan's done a very good job.
CAPTAIN TAGON: I... I don't remember what happened at the elevators. Did somebody jump us, maybe hit me with a stunner?
CAPTAIN TAGON: No... wait. I remember a sharp pain in my back...
CAPTAIN TAGON: You drugged me!
BUNNIGUS: Yes. And then I kept you under for ninety-three hours in order to ensure the new eyes were perfect.
CAPTAIN TAGON: I should be a lot angrier about that, but you did what you thought was necessary. I'll let it slide this time.
BUNNIGUS: Shodan's ready to be debriefed, if you're ready to get back to work.
CAPTAIN TAGON: Already on my way. Thanks, Doc.
TAILOR: Clever. You gave him happy-drugs so he wouldn't fire you for doing your job correctly.
BUNNIGUS: Shodan's got about four minutes to tell him about the security cameras.
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