Tuesday March 2, 2010
Book 11: Massively Parallel — Part IV: Mallcop Command


CAPTAIN TAGON: I can't believe I'm saying this, but...  I don't want more money.

I just want my team to be able to do the job here.

CAPTAIN TAGON: Take that ninja guy...  We need to be able to pursue and apprehend without worrying about hurting your feelings.

We won't be hurting bystanders, damaging merchandise, or denting the historic bulkheads.  Please, just let us do our job, okay?

CAPTAIN TAGON: But if it makes you feel better, you can buy unlimited "yell at the Captain" rights for an additional twenty percent.

MISTER ALLIS: Is not that the more money you said you do not want?

CAPTAIN TAGON: That was crazy talk.  I'm not sure what came over me.