Tuesday March 9, 2010
Book 11: Massively Parallel — Part IV: Mallcop Command


MALANTHYUS: Dude, I gotta tell you, I'm just gonna tell you what I told your boss.

LEGS: That's fine, Mister Malanthyus.  I'm here to tell you that he told me to tell you to tell me about it.

NARRATOR: Mall-One security data center...

MALANTHYUS: I... wait, what?

LEGS: I'm in the military, "dude."  I know all about pointless repetition.

Also, I've got a prehensile tongue so I'm probably better at tongue-twisters than you are.