Monday August 23, 2010
Book 11: Massively Parallel — Part V: Command and Conquer


ELF: Can you track K-Prime by taste, Corporal?

LEGS: I would have to drag my tongue up and down every passage we traverse.  We'd move very slowly, and I might still get us lost.

ELF: Maybe if you just sampled every ot--

LEGS: *interrupting* Also, I don't want to lick strange walls all day.  I don't know how Schlock does it without getting sick.

NARRATOR: Meanwhile...

SCHLOCK: This seat tastes like cheap perfume.  Do you have someplace I can spit?