Tuesday August 31, 2010
Book 11: Massively Parallel — Part V: Command and Conquer


BURANA-BOT: Your piloting is inefficient, Sergeant Schlock.

SCHLOCK: We're in space.  I'm flyin' in a straight line.

KATHRYN: And racking up tickets like crazy.  I'm not paying those.

BURANA-BOT: If you will allow me to interface directly with the controls, I will get us to your destination more quickly than you can.

KATHRYN: We'd have been hulled by now if we weren't following that warship your friends are in.

SCHLOCK: Take over.

KATHRYN: Were you even--

SCHLOCK: *interrupting* Listening?  Nope.  I was busy flying.

And now I'm busy pointing a gun at your robot, for insurance.