Ovalkwiki - The Official Schlock Mercenary Encyclopedia
Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
One Cobble at a Time - the official site for Sandra Tayler's writings
BURANA-BOT: Your piloting is inefficient, Sergeant Schlock.
SCHLOCK: We're in space. I'm flyin' in a straight line.
KATHRYN: And racking up tickets like crazy. I'm not paying those.
BURANA-BOT: If you will allow me to interface directly with the controls, I will get us to your destination more quickly than you can.
KATHRYN: We'd have been hulled by now if we weren't following that warship your friends are in.
SCHLOCK: Take over.
KATHRYN: Were you even--
SCHLOCK: *interrupting* Listening? Nope. I was busy flying.
And now I'm busy pointing a gun at your robot, for insurance.
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