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Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
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NARRATOR: Touch-And-Go, Aft Munitions Bay Sixteen...
VENTURA: Don't worry about getting that rack into the blister. It's full of terapedoes. They can be rack-launched from the bathroom if the enemy T.A.D. is down.
VENTURA: Those on the other hand have to go into a blister. Tagii might be able to initialize breacher rounds and fire them from inside the hull, but we do not want her to.
VENTURA: You there! How's that hull meld coming? I need... Hang on...
VENTURA: You're not one of my fabbies.
BURANA-BOT: No, mistress. I am one of Lota's burana-bots.
VENTURA: I'm pretty sure this qualified as a security breach. Commander Andreyasn is going to grow hair if he sees you.
BURANA-BOT: We are friends to Andreyasn. He released Lota!
VENTURA: Well, come here then. This won't hurt a bit.
BURANA-BOT: Yes, Mistress Ventura.
BURANA-BOT: GNNKHH! AAAK!
VENTURA: Okay, maybe I lied.
NARRATOR: TAC bridge, five minutes later...
BURANA-BOT: How may I serve?
VENTURA: I dumped it, wiped it, and sent you the gestalt.
VENTURA: Regardless of what it was before, it is completely clean now. Can I keep it?
NARRATOR: Exterior prow, two minutes later.
BURANA-BOT: I am ablative armor! Life is boring, then briefly exciting, then over! I am ablative armor! Life is boring, then briefly
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