Ovalkwiki - The Official Schlock Mercenary Encyclopedia
Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
One Cobble at a Time - the official site for Sandra Tayler's writings
NARRATOR: The Battle of Beggar Bay was brief. Also, alliterative.
PARA: Tarball and Tarvalon: stay on me, and bring Max.
Tarzan, Tartare, and Tarpaulin: sweep the walls and behind the bunkers. Disarm and restrain Sanctum Adroit. Stabilize the wounded. No killing.
NARRATOR: All that remains now is cleanup.
PARA: Tarmac, sweep the command center. Same priorities.
Sergeant, follow Tarmac and help out.
SCHLOCK: I'm your chaperone, not your security detail. I think that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
PARA: There are two deployment lockers in there. You could loot them for weapons.
SCHLOCK: I'm your chaperone. The more you tempt me to leave you alone with the robots, the more important it is that I stay.
PARA: Somebody has trust issues.
SCHLOCK: Somebody told a robot to shoot my very own plasma cannon while it was in my very own hand.
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