Note: Nick is currently telling the story found between the covers of Schlock Mercenary: The Sharp End of the Stick. Yes, there are naked bits in it. No, Nick does not remember it quite the way it happened, but he got this part exactly right.
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NARRATOR: Mall-One, Sol System...
NICK: ... and then the car lost lift and stabilizers, and we were still a couple thousand meters up.
NICK: Remember how I said the car didn't have doors? Well, it tumbled and all six of us got chucked right out.
NICK: There I was, buck-fuddle nekkid, cold wind whipping at everything, especially my nether bits...
Bargoer 1: And then?
NICK: And then somebody filled this glass...
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