Saturday May 11, 2013
Book 14: Broken Wind — Part II: Can Full of Sky


SCHLOCK: Remember how you said we should bring Tagon along to keep me and my plasgun from getting us into any trouble?

PARA: I do remember that, Sergeant.

SCHLOCK: Is your giant forest fire the kind of trouble you didn't want us getting in to?

Because I bet if I made a fire that big, there would be a lot more yelling right now.